Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Homo simpson
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
