Simpson jokes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
"Homo Simpson"
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
