Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
"Homo Simpson"
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
