Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Simpson Jokes
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
"Homo Simpson"
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
