Simpson jokes

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

"Homo Simpson"

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"