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Kamui_JAMAL

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A young child with blonde hair is sitting at a desk with a pained expression, a hand on her forehead, seemingly stressed while studying. The text overlay reads "kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test."

TechPriestGotDrip

DIBS

A black and white comic panel shows two skeleton robots standing next to each other looking towards a toaster robot on the right. One of the skeleton robots has a speech bubble saying "DIBS".

Anonymous

That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.

Anonymous

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

Cheeseballlove

The future be like 2060

A black and white image featuring a repeating pattern of four bunny outlines. The text “The future be like 2060” is not on the image.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."

MATTIX

The image shows a red Tesla car driving on a road with a trailer hitched to it. The trailer has a generator on it emitting a large plume of black smoke. The text above the car reads "CALIFORNIA 2035".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

MEME LORD

when your uncle
comes to visit but
you rape him first
The future is now, old man.

Kai :)

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

The image has white text on a black background that says: "We believe you are already happy with your life and you don't need any change. Your future will be the same as it is right now."

Face mc shooty

the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A cat gazes into a crystal ball, with the text "I see in your future: No bitches in sight."

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Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
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Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!

A person wearing a white coat and sunglasses with hearts on them is smiling at the viewer, holding a paper. The text overlay reads, "The Doctor with the C@ncer report:" and below the image, "GUYS PAPER CANT CHANGE MY FUTUR-...".

Wade

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Heroin Monkey

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

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