Apartment memes
So true
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Man is making his own volcanic eruption
Jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.












