A Bright Future

Some man in 2035

A four-panel black and white comic where a man visits a fortune teller. In the first panel, a horse-drawn wagon labelled 'FORTUNE TELLING' is shown with the text 'I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT...'. In the second panel, the teller looks into a crystal ball and says 'I SEE YOU... ...ALONE...'. In the third panel, the teller continues 'AND A LOT EMO BOYS'. In the fourth panel, the teller looks shocked, saying 'JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF EMO BOYS' as the man sweats nervously.

Apartment
Future
Jesus
Subculture
Loneliness
Prediction

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chief. Explain Bear here to spell it out for your slow brain. The fortune teller looks into his shiny glass ball and sees your sad future in 2035: you're living alone in a tiny box surrounded by a massive horde of angst-filled emo kids. You probably can't even handle one, let alone a whole swarm.