Great white jokes

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.