Pop culture jokes
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.