Pop culture jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Memes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.