Pop culture jokes
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Memes
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Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.