Pop culture jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.