Pop culture jokes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, itβs just another day in an American school."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Memes
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Q: How do you know thereβs a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know itβs over? A: Only one is left.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.