Pop culture jokes
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!