Pop culture jokes
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
The ultimate speedrun
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.