Walking Dead jokes
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
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The walking dead.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
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So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
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You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.