Walking Dead jokes

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

The walking dead.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."