Walking Dead jokes

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

The walking dead.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.