What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Pop Culture Jokes
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
