Pop culture jokes
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)