Pop culture jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Memes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?