Pop culture jokes
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.