Pop culture jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Memes
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.