Pop culture jokes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Memes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.