Pop culture jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.