What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
