Pop culture jokes
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.