Pop culture jokes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Memes
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.