Pop culture jokes
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂