Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Pop Culture Jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
Iād hit that.
Whatās someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
Thereās no way home.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! š
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Whatās the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
