Pop culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Memes
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.