Pop culture jokes

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

Sans

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.