Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. đ
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What time is bedtime at Michael Jacksonâs house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
