Pop culture jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."