Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Memes
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What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.