Pop culture jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.