Pop culture jokes
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.