Pop culture jokes
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.