Pop culture jokes
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I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
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What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.