Pop culture jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."