Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.