Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Pop Culture Jokes
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
