Pop culture jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"