Pop culture jokes

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.