Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
