Bounty Hunter jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!