Pop culture jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
"Among Us" tea water.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.