Pop culture jokes
"Among Us" tea water.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!