Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Pop Culture Jokes
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
