In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
pool yesting 123
I like to drown in pool. i mean billiards...
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird
What's written on the bottom of a Belge swimming pool?
No smoking
LOOK, MA! I PEED IN THE POOL!!!
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
friend. your mums fat
Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
