In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Pool testing 123.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
