What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool
CANNONBALL P.s I made this myself
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Pool table
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around the guy has to pee get up on the deck and stick you stick it between the bars and pee.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
