Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
