Pool

Pool jokes

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

  • 0
  • What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

    A pool table.

  • 0