Politics jokes
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Memes
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The last two presidents of the US.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Trump is ass.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!