Politics jokes
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
Biden... get it?
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.