Politics jokes
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Trump is ass.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
I think DJT has FTD.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!