Politics jokes
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Memes
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”