Politics jokes

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Make America Great Britain again!

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."