Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Black lives matter.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
