Politics jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Memes
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!