Politics jokes
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.