Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Trump's mom.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
