Politics jokes
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!