Politics jokes
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Abortion is bad.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...