Politics jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Biden
Hillary Clinton
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"