Politics jokes
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Women’s rights.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.