There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
