Politics jokes
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Memes
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The Nazis.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.