Politics jokes
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Memes
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!