Politics jokes
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Women’s rights.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.