Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Politics Jokes
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The Nazis.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Biden
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
