Politics jokes

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Women’s rights.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.