Politics jokes
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Women’s rights.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Memes
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.