Politics jokes
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Women’s rights.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!