Politics jokes

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

Women’s rights.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.