Politics jokes

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Women’s rights.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.