Politics jokes
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Memes
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.