Politics jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.