Politics jokes
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!