Politics jokes
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Brazil is a joke.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.