Politics jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Memes
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!