Politics jokes
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.