Politics jokes
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Memes
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.