Politics jokes
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Memes
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.