Politics jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!