Politics jokes
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!