Politics jokes
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Trump, just why?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.