What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Obama got Osama.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Biden 2020.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
