Politics jokes
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Memes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Trump did 1/6.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Welcome to the gulag."