Politics jokes

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Fuck Jewkraine!

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!