Politics jokes

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

MAGAnon is the goat.

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Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

Fuck Jewkraine!

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.