Politics jokes
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Fuck Jewkraine!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.