Politics

Politics jokes

Impeachment

    • Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

    Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

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    • Politics memes

    Sand

    • Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.

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    • Department

    • The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

    Stress

    • Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

    Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

    Clock

    • I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.

    "This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."

    "This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."

    I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!

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    • War

    • You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

    He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

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    • Democrat

    • What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

    When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

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