Politics jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
this is a real political slogan
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
North Korea?
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Feminists are a joke.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!