Politics

Politics jokes

Democrat

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Hitler

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

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  • Tower

    Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

    Because they already lost two towers.

    Orange

    The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

    Theatre

    Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

    Debt

    Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

    Song

    Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

    JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

    Slogan

    Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

    My friend: What?

    Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

    Jew

    Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

    Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

    Convention

    What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

    We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...