Politics jokes
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
China.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.