Politics jokes
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Hitler.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!