Politics jokes
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Trump is ass.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Ukraine.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Hillary Clinton
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!