Politics jokes
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Memes
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.