Politics jokes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.