Politics jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Memes
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
China.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.