Politics jokes
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
China.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!