Politics jokes
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What did Obama ask Trump?
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.