Politics jokes
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Memes
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
China.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.