Politics jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
iran
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.