Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Politics Jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
