Politics jokes
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.