Nicolas Maduro jokes
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
