Politics jokes
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Memes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Like this if you like me.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
I love Communism.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.