Politics jokes
Like this if you like me.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
I love Communism.
Memes
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!