Politics jokes
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Borders are fat.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"