Politics jokes
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
I love Communism.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.