Politics jokes
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Borders are fat.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
When is Donald Trump?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Capitalism.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.