Politics jokes
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.