Politics jokes
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Like this if you like me.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"