Politics jokes
Obama got Osama.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Feminists are a joke.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.