Politics jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I love Communism.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Like this if you like me.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.