Politics jokes
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Memes
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Man, I hate the government.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
When is Donald Trump?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Capitalism.
Borders are fat.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.