Politics jokes

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Man, I hate the government.

When is Donald Trump?

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Capitalism.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Borders are fat.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Trump got a new jet.

He's probably already licked the windows.