Politics jokes
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Memes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Like this if you like me.
I love Communism.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!