Politics

Politics jokes

Minister

    • What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

    They both thank you for your financial support.

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    • Politics memes

    Democrat

    • I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

    So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

    Promotion

    • A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.

    "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

    "Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.

    "Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

    "Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.

    "Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

    "If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.

    "O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

    The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

    "And then?" asked the Rabbi.

    The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

    "Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

    "Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

    "Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"

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    • Head

    • If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

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