Politics jokes
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
Borders are fat.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Memes
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Capitalism.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.