Politics jokes
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!