Politics jokes
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I'm glad.
New protest.
What is the difference between the human rights?
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)