Politics jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Capitalism.
Borders are fat.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Memes
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
When is Donald Trump?
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.