Politics jokes
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
I love Communism.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.