What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Politics Jokes
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I love Communism.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Like this if you like me.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
