Politics

Politics jokes

Jew

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

Chess

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Memes

Gender

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

Communism

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

World

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

Acronym

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

Vote

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Wall

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.