Politics jokes
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
When is Donald Trump?
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Obama got Osama.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.