Politics jokes
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Memes
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!