Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Alberta Jokes
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
