Alberta jokes

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.