What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
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Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
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