Russia.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
