So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Russia.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
