Politics jokes
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
America and UK are a joke.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Hillary for president.