Politics Jokes

What did Obama ask Trump

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)

WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

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What is the best joke of all time? Feminism

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed

Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .

and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."