Politics jokes

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.