I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
How to get into politics Fail art school
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
