Politics jokes
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."