Politics jokes
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Memes
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Women deserve rights and lefts.