Politics jokes

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Russia—the real joke.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.