Politics

Politics jokes

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Hairline

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Brain

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Problem

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Putin

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

Hitler

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Team

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Cash

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Dick

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

Inflation

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.