Politics jokes

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Russia—the real joke.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.