Politics jokes
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.