Politics Jokes

Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.

Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls

what do you call a bullet-head? jfk

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!

MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time

AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don't eat.

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"