Politics jokes
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.