Politics jokes
BIDEN!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Russia—the real joke.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Russia.
Ukraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.