Politics jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Brazil is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.