Politics jokes
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
BIDEN!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Russia—the real joke.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Russia.
Ukraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?