Politics jokes
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*