Politics jokes
Russia.
Ukraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The convoy truckers are a joke.