What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!