Politics jokes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.