Players jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
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Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.