Players jokes
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!