Players jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.