Players jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Memes
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Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.