How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What can jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
what is it called when to mexicans play basketball hwn o hwn
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
what do you call a bad player a noob
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
basketballs are bigger then end
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
