Players jokes
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.