Players jokes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.