Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Players Jokes
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
