Players jokes

Football Game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Memes

Tower

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Kid

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Gravity

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Leper

How come lepers don't play cards?

Well, if they lose a couple of hands...

Difference

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Player

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.