Players jokes
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
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What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.