Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because orphans don't have parents, right? And "home plate" in baseball is where you gotta run to score. So, get it? Orphans don't know "where home" is 'cause they ain't got no parents or family or nothin'. It's sad AND funny, which is like, comedy gold for dummies like you.