Players jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
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Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.