Players jokes
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
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Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.