Players jokes

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Me playing a game...

What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.

Like if that was good.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.