Players jokes
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.