Players jokes
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.