Players jokes
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.