Players jokes
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Memes
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.