Players jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.