Players jokes
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”