Players jokes
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Memes
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.