Players jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!