Player jokes
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
LewenGOALski
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Messi chiquito...
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.