Player jokes
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
LewenGOALski
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Messi chiquito...
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!