Player jokes
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!