It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
