Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
What is a Fortnite players favorite football team : The rabbit raiders LOLO”OO LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
LewenGOALski
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
