New Player Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Player 138 eliminated...

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.