Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
