Player jokes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.