Play jokes
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.