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Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.