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You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Le fish de la toilette.

[Plays french music]

Why can’t American people play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?