Play jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What kind of band never plays music?
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.