Play jokes
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Memes
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
Joke start.
Punchline!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.