Play Jokes

What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble

What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”

*Apple bottom jeans plays”

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama but mines a tragedy.

Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

what do you do when your cats not home.

Answer: you play with your neighbors pussy

Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop

Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them

i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!