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Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Orphan

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Memes

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Friend

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Nut

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Orphan

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

Pirate

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!