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What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
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Punchline!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.