Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Joke start.
Punchline!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
