Play jokes
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What kind of band never plays music?
Memes
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Joke start.
Punchline!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?