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My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?

Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.